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    Last edited by J697; 01-18-2011 at 09:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1BiT View Post
    Thats more of a Ubuntu joke, but that's too funny to "not belong"
    Strictly Ubuntu? Ubuntu could disappear from the planet and that still make sense, just saying.

    This thread is getting really crazy lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RainMotorsports View Post
    Strictly Ubuntu? Ubuntu could disappear from the planet and that still make sense, just saying.
    Naaa, not just Ubuntu... maybe a "linux" joke then

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    Quote Originally Posted by RainMotorsports View Post
    Strictly Ubuntu? Ubuntu could disappear from the planet and that still make sense, just saying.
    Heh, was about to say that myself, sudo is a linux command. Has nothing to do with Ubuntu except for the fact that Ubuntu is a distro of linux.

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    why did java cross the road?

    it didnt, it crashed halfway and was knocked down.

    you know when your a programmer when you drop something in real life and press ctrl+alt+delete

    off topic

    why is santa always stuck sown a chimney?
    because he has such a big SACK.
    and why is it so big?
    he only empties it ONCE A YEAR.
    Last edited by shadowjaz2; 01-20-2011 at 05:19 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1BiT View Post


    That second one is the fucking best.
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    I think this thread should at least make it to 10 pages....

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    third page was the funniest . no offense J697 or 1BiT or #pSpHackr or future 46 75 63 6b
    actually i call dibs on the last one. seriously wtf ?!

    -"OOh! sceGuClear?! Sounds exciting! I wanna stick my dick in it!" Stinkee2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTN View Post
    third page was the funniest . no offense J697 or 1BiT or #pSpHackr or future 46 75 63 6b
    actually i call dibs on the last one. seriously wtf ?!
    I ditched $PsPhaKeR cause I was registering in a bunch of non-PSP forums, I had to have a nick that would work outside of PSP forums. I choose one in 2 minutes, later I realized it was taken by a bunch of forums. So I had to switch it again. I never liked Jbit, it sucks... also it was taken as well. So after that, I just used my birthday and first letter of my name. So yeah, kinda a long story there. I don't plan on changing it again, and hmmmm 46 75 63 6b.... LMAO, hex for f*ck?!

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    Tell_Funny_Joke();
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