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    Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

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    I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

    Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

    The best type of copyright protection known to man: a scratched CD

    Don't pirate, the government hates competition

    I'm going to name my kids Crtl, Alt, and Delete so if they fuck up I can just hit them all at once

    This last one kinda goes with this
    Quote Originally Posted by InnocentSam View Post
    Why did HEN cross the road?

    It didn't, it got patched.
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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